Funzze Heart Suction Vibrator Review

Targeted Pulse & Pocket-Sized Power

Reviewed by: Rocky - Founder & Lead Tester

A whisper-quiet, travel-friendly suction vibrator for those who want targeted stimulation in a seasonal, and fun package.

To start with , a big thank you to Funzze for sending us this toy to review in time for Valentines Day. Finding a special gift for somebody or a treat for yourself can be tricky. Thankfully, we've added this one to a coveted home on the nightstand, so that should tell you something!

Funzze continues with their promise to deliver lower cost but still high quality products. So far we've tested 8 of their products and haven't been let down. 

Unboxing

The package arrived in a plain brown box. Inside, was the familiar logo on a banner surrounding a much smaller box. On opening, the toy itself was packaged in a small foam bag to keep it protected. The box contained the Heart Shaped Sucking Vibrator, magnetic charging cable, storage bag, and an instructional insert. The included storage bag easily fits the toy and cord when its not in use. 

Shipping

• Discrete Shipping: Arrives in an unmarked box with no external branding.

• Charging: Magnetic USB (Cross-compatible with other Funzze devices).

• Waterproof: IPX65 Rated (Submersible and easy to clean).

• Storage: Includes a dedicated travel/storage bag (Pet hair begone!).

Physical Measurements

Widest Measurement: 59.25mm (2.33 Inches)

Mouthpiece Diameter: 13.18mm (0.52 Inches)

Material: Silicone

Weight: 71.3g

Charging Time: Under 90 minutes

Run Time: approximately 120 minutes

Noise Level (Tested dB): Low: 56.5 High: 57.8

MSRP: $29.99 USD

Fit & Seal

The "cleavage" dip of the heart shape is surprisingly easy to position. Because this is a more targeted toy, you do need to maintain a steady hand to keep constant contact, but the reward is a focused suction that doesn't "leak" air easily.

This toy uses High-Frequency pulses for a more shallow and targeted sensation which is unlike the deep, thumping rumble of some of the Womanizer suction toys. We found that even the medium setting was more than enough to reach a result without the "numbing" sensation some heavier hitting toys can cause. We also found that the shallower sensations were an excellent way to explore foreplay on breasts, arms, or pretty much anywhere else you can think of to try.

Noise Level

One of the quietest suction toys we've tried so far. While not 100% silent, the motor noise is still well muffled. It is safe for use in dorms, shared apartments, or for parents who need a discrete option. We didn't find it distracting or that it interrupted our sessions with overt noise.

Controls & Usability

Simple "Single-Button" Navigation. No "smart" features or apps to fumble with, just a long press to start and a quick click to cycle through the modes.

There are 10 different patterns. Includes a mix of constant suction and "start/stop" rhythms. We found the medium speed and the quicker rhythmic patterns to be the most effective.

While it lacks a dedicated mechanical travel lock, the "long press to activate" prevents accidental turn-ons in your luggage. Stored in its included bag should prevent any incidents while travelling, unless of course, you want to show it off!