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The Funzze Powerful Sucking Massager: A Deep Dive into a New Pleasure Experience

Welcome back to Rocky Mountain Toy Review! We’ve taken a step back for a few weeks from posting reviews to focus on some articles and on students headed for post secondary. Today though, we're taking a closer look at a toy we received last month alongside the Funzze Wiggling Sucking Massager, and look at Funzze’s Powerful Sucking Massager. While we've previously reviewed other products from Funzze, this particular model promises a more focused, intense, and powerful experience. With a design that is both modern and discreet, it gives us an affordable option when it comes to dedicated suction toys. Let’s take a look!

Unboxing the Experience: First Impressions

The Funzze Powerful Sucking Massager arrives in a simple, cardboard box. On opening, we find another simple, branded box with their cardstock ribbon the only way to tell what’s inside. Upon opening, you’re greeted with the device itself, nestled securely. The packaging is minimalist, with a small user manual and a USB charging cable tucked neatly beside the main toy. There are no overwhelming graphics or wild descriptions; the focus stays on the product itself. Being the third toy we’ve reviewed from Funzze, I continue to enjoy unboxing their products. Very simple, non-wasteful, and very efficient. I’ve found this packaging style mirrors how their products work. They are simple, functional, and purposeful. The toy bag is always a nice touch. Unfortunately, Canada post had damaged the exterior box, but thankfully the contents were unharmed. One drawback of minimalist packaging is the potential for damage during shipment, so it's a good practice for peace of mind to ship insured whenever possible.

Design and Materials: Form Meets Function

The Funzze Powerful Sucking Massager has a simple and ergonomic design. It features a body safe material made with high-grade, body-safe silicone. This material is not only smooth and velvety to the touch but also non-porous, splashproof, and hypoallergenic, making it ideal for intimate use in or out of the shower and good for those with sensitivities. Given that it uses an insertable charging cord, I’d avoid the bath with this toy just to be safe. The toy has a gentle curve that fits comfortably in the palm of your hand, with a slightly textured finish that provides a secure grip, even when wet. The most prominent feature is the unique sucking head, which is soft, pliable, and perfectly shaped for targeted stimulation.

The device is almost completely seamless, with minimal lines or seams where moisture could get trapped. The control buttons consist of a power button and two intensity controls (+ and -). These are integrated flush with the body, ensuring a smooth surface and making cleaning easy. The entire unit is a single, cohesive piece of silicone, which is a major win for both hygiene and durability. Its dimensions are compact, making it a great travel companion and easy to store discreetly. It doesn't look like a typical sex toy, which could be a plus for many users who prefer to keep their pleasure products private.

A World of Features at Your Fingertips

What sets the Funzze Powerful Sucking Massager apart is its value and suction power. We’ve tried a few different air pulse toys over the years and this is by far the least expensive. This toy is designed to deliver a specific and powerful type of sensation straight to the clit. There are 10 different intensity levels, but there is no remote control, or bluetooth connectivity to drive the price up. The Massager operates using air-pulse stimulation, creating a powerful "sucking" sensation that is different from traditional vibration. It has a total of ten different speeds, offering a variety of options to explore..

The controls are intuitive and simple to use. A long press on the power button turns the device on or off. The plus and minus buttons adjust the intensity, allowing you to fine-tune the power level. We found it simple enough to use during both solo use and as a couple.

Performance and Use: The Sensation Itself

Using the Funzze Powerful Sucking Massager was a very satisfying experience. The air-pulses even on low created very intense sensations. At less than 50% power, we had a 100% orgasm rate over multiple sessions. When you place the sucking head over the clitoris it creates a powerful vacuum, and the pulsations work to stimulate the area. The sensation can be likened to a rhythmic, intense suction that builds and releases. If you’ve never experienced an orgasm this way, it can surprise you just how intense it can be! As a partner, it can be a very gratifying experience to watch your partner’s reactions as you use the toy.

Finding the right intensity is a personal journey, but the variety ensures that you won't get bored. The device is also surprisingly quiet. Even on its highest setting, the motor hum is a low, discreet thrum, which is a huge plus for those who value privacy. The sensation is intense enough that you can focus entirely on the pleasure, and the unique air-pulse technology feels unlike anything else. One of the tests we like to do is leave a toy set to max in our bedroom and walk around the house to see if we can hear it. Down the hall, in the living room, outside the door, etc. It was only detectable if you’re standing right outside the bedroom door and there was no music playing or fans running. 

One of the great advantages of suction toys is their versatility. While they are designed specifically for clitoral stimulation, the unique sucking action can also be used on other erogenous zones like nipples, or even on a penis!. The silicone is soft and flexible, allowing you to press the head against any area you wish to explore. Its compact size also means it's easy to hold and maneuver, allowing for a variety of positions and uses. The battery life is also decent for its size with a single charge giving around 2 hours of continuous use.

Cleaning and Maintenance: Keeping it Pristine

Cleaning is pretty straightforward. Before and after use, give it a wash with warm water and mild soap. It is recommended to use a toy cleaner specifically designed for silicone products to ensure longevity and proper hygiene. Bonus you can wash it in the shower if that’s where you used it! Charging is also a straightforward process. The device comes with a pin style USB charging cable that attaches securely to the charging port. A full charge takes a few hours, and a small LED indicator light will let you know when it's complete.

The Final Verdict: A Powerful Contender

The Funzze Powerful Sucking Massager is an affordable toy that is powerful enough to get in, do its thing, and leave you buzzing. No worrying or fussing with remotes or apps. Many of the toys in our collection are app enabled, so we absolutely understand that there is a time and place for that type of technology. Sometimes though, you want simple, or its your first toy and you want something easy to use out of the box.

Considerations for this toy and some things to keep in mind. The device is designed to stimulate a clitoris using air pulses alone. It does not include a vibrator or any other feature beyond that. If you are an experienced toy user and know you need vibration to orgasm, then consider another toy with both those features. If you’re new to this type of toy, understand that the feeling is quite different, and it may take a few sessions to acclimate to the unique air-pulse sensations. We try toys multiple times in different ways, and we encourage you to play and explore multiple times too. The toy is also quite small, so while it is a great fit for somebody with small sized hands, if you wear an XL glove, you may find the buttons a bit close together and need to take your time selecting the setting you want.

For those looking to explore a well priced and  highly effective form of stimulation, the Funzze Powerful Sucking Massager is an excellent choice. It’s well-made, easy to use, and delivers on its promise of powerful, focused pleasure. It's a great addition to any collection and a great way to discover new depths of sensation.

Check it out!