Funzze Thrusting Prostate Massager Anal Vibrator Review

Written by Rocky – Founder & Lead Reviewer, Rocky Mountain Toy Review

Overview

The Funzze Thrusting Prostate Massager Anal Vibrator is a dual-action prostate toy that combines mechanical thrusting motion with independent vibration, positioning it differently from standard vibrating prostate massagers. Rather than relying solely on vibration to stimulate the prostate, this model introduces rhythmic internal movement intended to create a more dynamic and varied stimulation pattern.

This type of design appeals to users who have experience with vibration-only prostate toys and are looking for something that provides a stronger sense of internal motion. The inclusion of a wireless remote control also makes it suitable for hands-free use and partner-controlled scenarios, expanding its appeal beyond solo sessions.

Within the broader prostate toy category, thrusting models remain less common than vibrating-only designs, particularly at lower to mid-range price points. Funzze positions this product as a more accessible option for users curious about thrusting prostate stimulation without moving into premium-priced territory. This review evaluates how well the Funzze Thrusting Prostate Massager executes that goal across design, functionality, control layout, and real-world usability.

Specifications

Product Type: Thrusting prostate massager with vibration

Material: Body-safe silicone with ABS components

Weight: Approximately 5.6 oz (159 g)

Battery Type: Rechargeable lithium-ion

Charging Method: Magnetic USB charging

Waterproof Rating: Fully submersible

Control Type: On-unit buttons and wireless remote

Modes: 8 thrusting patterns, 8 vibration patterns

Noise Level: Moderate due to mechanical thrusting

Warranty: 12-month manufacturer warranty

MSRP: Approx. $37.99

Specifications are based on manufacturer-provided information

Design and Build Quality

The Funzze Thrusting Prostate Massager doesn't have much for curves, but it is designed to maintain consistent contact with the prostate once inserted. The shaft directs pressure toward the prostate while the base flares outward to act as a safety stop and anchor point.

A secondary external arm extends from the base, intended to rest against the perineum and provide external contact depending on positioning. In testing we found that it worked best while either laying down or while on all fours, as compared to standing, for maximum external contact.

The silicone exterior has a smooth, matte texture that non-porous and easy to clean. Seams are minimal and do not interfere with insertion or handling. The shaft is fairly rigid to support the thrusting movements

Weight distribution is balanced toward the base, which helps the toy remain seated during hands-free use. Overall build quality aligns with mid-range prostate massagers, prioritizing functional design and body-safe materials rather than luxury finishes.

Setup and Controls

Charging is handled via a magnetic USB cable that attaches securely to the base of the toy. Once charged, the device is ready for use without any pairing or app setup.

Control options include:

• On-unit buttons, allowing direct operation

• Wireless remote control, enabling hands-free or partner-controlled use

The control layout separates functions clearly. One set of controls manages the thrusting mechanism, while another controls vibration modes. This separation allows users to adjust each function independently, rather than cycling through preset combinations.

The remote mirrors this layout, making it easy to change thrusting speed or vibration pattern without repositioning the toy. Button responsiveness is consistent, and mode changes occur smoothly without sudden jumps in intensity.

In testing we found the remote to be helpful during solo play, or while standing. When you get that position just right, you don't want to have to bend and move to change the setting.

Performance and In-Use Evaluation

Thrusting Mechanics and Movement

The main feature of this toy is its thrusting motion, which produces rhythmic forward-and-back movement within the body. In testing we found the combination of thrusting and virbration to work quite well. It took maybe 2-3 sessions to dial in the best positions for a solid prostate orgasm.

The Funzze Thrusting Prostate Massager offers different thrusting patterns, ranging from slower, deliberate movement to faster, more repetitive cycles. The thrusting depth remains consistent across modes, focusing on rhythm and speed rather than variable stroke length.

This mechanical movement creates a sensation that is distinct from vibration-only toys, particularly for users who respond well to repeated pressure against the prostate rather than diffuse vibration.

Vibration Performance

Vibration is primarily concentrated in the base and external arm, providing supplemental stimulation rather than overpowering the thrusting mechanism. The vibration patterns range from steady to patterned pulses, allowing users to layer vibration on top of thrusting or use vibration independently if desired.

The vibration motor delivers a rumbly output rather than high-frequency buzzing, which helps it integrate more naturally with the thrusting motion.

Combined Functionality

When thrusting and vibration are used together, the experience becomes more complex and layered. The ability to independently adjust both functions allows users to fine-tune intensity without being locked into pre-set combinations. This flexibility is a notable advantage over simpler prostate toys that combine all motors into a single control sequence.

Noise Considerations

Noise is an important consideration for thrusting prostate toys. Due to the internal mechanical components required to produce thrusting motion, this category is inherently louder than standard vibrators.

At lower thrusting speeds, sound output is present but relatively subdued. As thrusting speed increases, mechanical noise becomes more noticeable. At maximum settings, the toy is clearly audible in a quiet room and is best suited for private environments.

No formal decibel measurements have been conducted for this product at the time of review, but users prioritizing discretion should be aware that thrusting designs trade quiet operation for mechanical movement. Stay tuned for 2026 when we launch our Sex Toy Sound Guide (We actually bought a dB meter!)

Ease of Use and Comfort

Insertion is aided by the tapered tip and smooth silicone finish. Moderate flexibility allows the shaft to adapt to body movement without losing its curved targeting angle. A generous amount of water-based lubricant is recommended to support both comfort and effective thrusting motion.

Once inserted, the flared base helps keep the toy securely in place, supporting hands-free use. Controls are intuitive, and the remote allows adjustments without interrupting positioning.

Removal is straightforward thanks to the wide base, even when the toy is lubricated.

This is a much longer toy than I am nortmally used to, so standing gave me fairly strong sensations of pressure during use. We found the most comfortable positon was ling on my back during use.

Target User Recommendation

The Funzze Thrusting Prostate Massager is best suited for:

• Intermediate to experienced users familiar with anal play

• Users seeking mechanical thrusting rather than vibration alone

• Those interested in hands-free or partner-controlled prostate stimulation

Beginners may find thrusting motion more intense or unfamiliar and may prefer to start with a vibration-only prostate massager before progressing to a thrusting model. Users who prioritize ultra-quiet operation may also want to consider non-thrusting alternatives.

Cleaning and Maintenance

The toy’s fully waterproof design simplifies cleaning. After use, wash with warm water and a mild toy cleaner or gentle antibacterial soap. Allow the toy to air dry completely before storage.

Only water-based lubricant is recommended. Silicone-based or hybrid lubricants can degrade silicone surfaces over time and should be avoided.

Magnetic charging further reduces the risk of water intrusion, making routine maintenance straightforward.

Verdict

The Funzze Thrusting Prostate Massager Anal Vibrator stands out by offering mechanical thrusting movement in a category dominated by vibration-only designs. While the added motion introduces more noise, it also delivers a more dynamic and structured form of prostate stimulation that many users seek after outgrowing standard massagers.

Its independent controls, remote operation, and dual-motor design make it a versatile option for users interested in layered stimulation without moving into higher-priced premium territory. For intermediate users specifically seeking thrust-based prostate stimulation, this toy represents a functional and competitively priced choice.

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