2025 TOP PICK OVERALL

Lonesome Dragon Bahamian Thrill

At a Glance:

Our Rating: 9.8 / 5.0 ★★★★★

Best For: Adventurous Couples, Aerial Yoga & Intimacy, Exploring New Positions

Material: Parachute Silk, Hardwood (Trapeze Bar), Stainless Steel (Hardware)

Price Point: $$$$$ ($500+ CAD)

Pros & Cons:

Pros:

• High-quality, professional-grade materials (triple stitching, stainless steel)

• Single anchor point allows for full 360° rotation

• Extra padding (exclusive to this model) for superior comfort

• Dual-purpose for intimacy and aerial yoga

• 5-year warranty

Cons:

• Premium price point (plus potential import fees)

• Requires a secure, load-bearing ceiling anchor (sold separately)

• Has a learning curve for transitions and positions

Our Expert Review

Reviewed by: Rocky, Lead Product Tester

This Lonesome Dragon swing is our Top Luxury Pick because it is the "top adult wellness swing manufacturer out there," delivering an unparalleled experience in comfort and freedom. It's a true "buy it for life" investment in your adventurous side.

In our testing, the "time and care... is immediately evident." The single-point mount and 360° swivel are game-changers, resolving alignment issues (especially for couples with height differences) and allowing us to focus on each other. The parachute silk and padding are incredibly comfortable; my partner's first words were, "I could sleep here."

This has been a new adventure in our sex lives. For couples looking to expand their intimate experiences, reduce fatigue, and explore new positions, we absolutely recommend this swing.

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CREATING CONNECTION:

Kiiroo Keon + Pearl2+ Bundle

At a Glance

Our Rating: 9.5 / 5.0 ★★★★★

Best For: Long-Distance Couples, Tech-Synced Partner Play, Interactive Content

Material: Keon (ABS/PC, TPE Sleeve), Pearl2+ (Body-Safe Silicone, ABS)

Price Point: $$$$$ ($200+)

Pros & Cons:

Pros:

• Powerful (230 strokes/min)

• Excellent app integration (FeelConnect & FeelMe AI)

• Seamless long-distance syncing with partner toys

• Waterproof, quiet, and great for gentle G-spot teasing

Cons:

• Heavy, with a long 4-hour charge time

• Mild vibrations may disappoint power lovers

• Single button can be tricky at times to locate mid-play

Our Expert Review

Reviewed by: Rocky, Lead Product Tester

This Kiiroo bundle is the definitive high-tech luxury gift for creating connection. It allows two partners to sync their toys and feel each other's touch in real-time, whether across the room or across the world.

This system shines in its interactivity. Our tests found the Keon is a powerful, high-performance stroker that's "immersive, responsive, and surprisingly natural" when synced to content. The Pearl2+ is its perfect partner: a sleek, quiet, and app-driven G-spot vibe. When connected, they create a shared experience that is perfect for long-distance relationships or tech-savvy couples.

If you're in a long-distance relationship and need to feel connected, this is for you. If you're a tech-savvy user who wants to experiment with synced pleasure, you have our permission to click checkout.

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HIGH TECH

Bed Nerdz Jesse

At a Glance

Our Rating: 8.8 / 5.0 ★★★★☆

Best For: All-in-One Stimulation, Exploring Suction & Vibration

Material: Body-Safe Silicone, ABS Plastic

Price Point: $$$ ($100-$150)

Pros & Cons:

Pros:

• Dual stimulation: air pulse suction AND vibration

• Simple, intuitive controls (no complex app)

• Compact and discreet "wellness gadget" design

• Quiet ("dorm friendly")

• Unmatched warranty and support

Cons:

• Handle can be "tricky to hang onto" when lubed

• Water-resistant, but not fully waterproof for a bath

• Shorter battery life (60 mins) than some premium models

• Pushpin charging port (less common)

Our Expert Review

Reviewed by: Rocky, Lead Product Tester

The Bed Nerdz Jesse is a high-tech, all-in-one toy that combines air pulse suction and vibration. It's unique for its dual-functionality without a complicated app, making it a "breath of fresh air" for tech-lovers who still value simplicity.

In our testing, the dual-stimulation setup was "very enjoyable to use" and unique among the suction toys we've tried. The air pulse delivers focused pressure changes, and the 10 suction intensities are great for beginners. While not the most powerful, its compact, ergonomic design and quiet operation make it incredibly user-friendly.

This is best suited for first-time buyers exploring suction, budget-conscious users who still want quality, or travelers needing a discreet, compact toy. It’s a solid, affordable option that has earned its spot on our nightstand.

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Enhancing Connection

LuxUs

At a Glance

• Our Rating: 9.0 / 5.0 ★★★★★

• Best For: Foreplay, Synced Sensation, Couples who want "feedback"

• Material: Body-Safe Silicone

• Noise Level: One of the quietest toys we've ever used

• Price Point: $$$ ($100-$150)

Pros & Cons:

Pros:

• Unique magnetic syncing creates a shared "feedback loop"

• Great for both solo use (LuxHer) and partnered play

• App customization for tailored experiences

• Durable build quality that held up well over 6+ months of testing

Cons:

• App takes a few tries to fully understand

• Magnetic sync requires close proximity; positioning matters

Our Expert Review

Reviewed by: Rocky, Lead Product Tester

The Kiiroo LuxUS is a unique take on how toys can create connection, and keep you in the present. We picked this as our Top Couple's Toy because it uses magnetic syncing to create a shared sensation loop. When one person reacts, the other feels it, forcing you to be totally present with each other. We took part in the pre-launch testing and helped Kiiroo with feedback on what we liked, and how to improve the toy. They listened, and the final product is even better than the tester we tried!

In our testing, the connection was the highlight. Unlike standard remote-controlled toys, the LuxUS makes you aware of what you’re doing during sex to change the vibrations. The "LuxHer" wearable vibe became a favorite for foreplay, and when used together, it felt like we were physically and mentally in sync. It offers a level of intimacy that standard toys miss. I highly recommend getting the adjustable harness with this toy.

If you want a toy that improves how you connect, not just how you climax, this is the one. It's perfect for couples who want tech that feels like a genuine enhancement and want to reconnect in the bedroom. Also, it's insanely soft and buttery smooth. It just feels nice!

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BIG TICKET ITEM - Solo

Erovenus Quinn Torso

At a Glance

• Our Rating: 9.5 / 5.0 ★★★★★

• Best For: Hyper-Realistic Solo Experience

• Material: Platinum-Cure Silicone

• Price Point: $$$$$+ ($950 CAD)

Pros & Cons:

Pros:

•      Premium platinum-cure silicone (hygienic, durable, no powdering needed)

•      Incredibly realistic look, feel, and weight (44.67 lbs)

•      Dual entry canals (vaginal and anal) with unique, realistic textures

•      Manageable size and very stable during use

•      Doubles as an excellent pillow for reading

Cons:

•      A major "big ticket" price

•      Very heavy and difficult to move/store

•      High maintenance for cleaning/drying (though easier than TPE)

•      Lacks limbs and head, limiting full realism

Our Expert Review

Reviewed by: Rocky, Lead Product Tester

The Erovenus Quinn Torso is the ultimate "Big Ticket Item." This is a hyper-realistic, 44lb+ silicone torso for those who want a "buy it for life" luxury item that feels unbelievably close to the real thing.

We were "shocked at how realistic the skin texture and colouring was." The platinum-cure silicone is hygienic, durable, and feels skin-like (especially when warmed). Its 44lb+ weight provides realistic heft and stability. The dual-entry canals are "almost scarily accurate," and the soft-filled breasts make an "excellent pillow."

This is a serious investment for the solo user or couple seeking the absolute pinnacle of tactile realism. If you're prepared for the size and maintenance, the experience is in a league of its own.

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