Written by: Rocky Mountain Toy Review | July 2025
Heading off to post secondary school is like stepping into a whole new world, right? For some of us, that means getting curious about stuff like sex toys. But it can be hard, figuring this out while juggling dorm life, nosy roommates, and maybe even paranoid parents can feel like a lot. No worries, though! I’ve got your back with some tips to explore this side of yourself without the stress. I know what it's like being a student feeling anxious and not really knowing where to start. Take a breath, we've got your back.
This isn’t some stiff textbook or manual, it’s just a friendly rundown for students like you. We’ll walk through everything from digging up info to buying, using, and stashing your new toy, all while keeping it smooth and discreet.
So, you’re curious about sex toys but don’t know where to start? Let’s make it easy.
Real Reviews: Hit up websites that keep it honest, think detailed reviews from actual people, not just flashy ads. You’ll get the scoop on what works without all the hype.
Skip the Sales Pitch: Watch out for those sneaky sponsored posts. Check for little notes about “partnerships”, it’s a clue whether it’s legit advice or just someone trying to sell you something.
Browse Like a Ninja: Feeling a bit shy? Pop into incognito mode on your browser. No judgment here, figuring out what you’re into is totally normal.
Safe Vibes Only: Go for toys made of stuff like silicone, glass, or stainless steel. They’re non-porous, so they’re a breeze to clean and won’t turn into a germ party.
Let’s face it, clicking “buy” can feel awkward, especially if you’re worried about someone spotting it. Here’s how to keep it under wraps:
Online Discretion: Stick to shops that promise discreet shipping. Loads of them get it, they’re pros at making sure your package doesn’t scream “sex toy!”
Cash Cover-Up: Don’t want it on your bank statement? Grab a prepaid card or use something like PayPal. Keeps it off the family radar.
Plain Jane Packaging: Double-check they send it in boring, unbranded boxes. No logos, no hints, just a random package nobody will blink at.
Trust the Pros: Peek at reviews and privacy policies before you buy. A solid rep means you’re in good hands.
3rd Party Payment: If your credit card is linked to your parents, set up a 3rd party payment like PayPal so it appears on the statements as “Paypal x12345”
Getting it delivered without a hitch can be hard, especially when you’re sharing space. Make it easy on yourself:
Sneaky Spots: Got a PO box or a bestie you trust? Send it there instead of the dorm chaos.
Time It Right: Order when you know you’ll be around to grab it. No awkward “hey, what’s this?” from your roommate.
Confirm the Stealth: Make sure the site swears by plain packaging, don’t just hope for it. Most sellers do now, but check.
Dorm Life Hack: Ask for it to be held at the post office. Pick it up on your terms, no dorm staff or nosy RA’s involved.
You’ve finally got your toy! Now, how do you enjoy it without raising eyebrows or rousing the neighbors?
Play It Safe: Read the little instruction booklet (yeah, I know, boring) and take it slow if you’re new to this. It’s not a course syllabus, it’s actually important!
Hush Mode: Worried about noise? Pick a toy that’s quiet or save it for when the roomie’s out. Peace of mind is everything.
Solo Time: Shower sessions or late-night vibes when you’ve got the place to yourself? Perfect timing.
Keep It Simple: Go for something easy to use, no complicated setups, just good times.
Nobody wants a funky toy, so let’s talk about cleaning.
Soap and Water FTW: Follow the instructions that come with your toy, but usually just mild soap and warm water, to zap germs and keep it in shape. When in doubt, follow the manual. You did read it, right?
Sneaky Clean: Do it in the bathroom when you’re solo, or grab some toy wipes for a quick, quiet fix.
Easy Does It: Simpler toys with no weird nooks are a dream to clean. Less hassle, more fun.
Every Time: Clean it before and after each use. Trust me, it’s worth it.
See our recommended cleaning supplies here: Toy Cleaner
Where do you even put this thing when you have a tiny room that migt even be shared with somebody else!?
Secret Spots: A lockable box or a little pouch tucked in a drawer works wonders. Out of sight, out of mind.
Size Check: Smaller toys are way easier to hide, think about your space before you buy.
Stay Fresh: Keep it somewhere dry and dust-free so it’s always good to go.
Bonus Gear: Some come with their own bags, extra points for stealth and protection.
Ikea Storage Furniture: I'm not affiliated with Ikea, but they make some of the best affordable storage furniture out there.
You don’t need to drop a fortune, here’s how to keep it affordable.
Set a Limit: Figure out what you can spend and stick to it. Expensive doesn’t always mean better.
Deals Are Your Friend: Scout sales or starter kits. Tons of great stuff won’t drain your bank account.
Student Perks: Ask about discounts, some places hook students up with sweet deals.
One and Done: Tight on cash? Start with a versatile toy and build from there later.
Couples Kits: Going halvsies on a toy kit with your trusted bestie, your bro, or your significant other can be a great way to save money.
Exploring sex toys is all about fun and self-discovery, but there are a few pitfalls you’ll want to dodge. Here’s a quick list of “don’ts” to keep your experience smooth, safe, and stress-free.
Don’t Skimp on Safety
Avoid toys made from dodgy materials or that look damaged. Your body deserves better, stick to stuff like silicone and skip anything sketchy.
Don’t Forget to Clean
Skipping the wash can lead to nasty infections. A quick rinse with soap and water before and after keeps things fresh.
Don’t Leave It Out
Unless you’re cool with an awkward roommate chat, stash your toy somewhere private like a drawer or pouch. Especially away from snooping parents or roomies!
Don’t Wing It
Ignoring instructions or pushing through pain is a no-go. Play smart, use lube, read the manual, and listen to your body.
Don’t Feel Ashamed
Exploring your sexuality is totally normal. Own it without guilt, it’s your vibe, your rules.
A few random tidbits to make this even smoother.
Built to Last: Check reviews for durability and see if there’s a warranty. A solid toy saves cash long-term.
Trash It Smart: Done with it? Wrap it up tight and ditch it in a private bin, no evidence left behind.
Lube Life: Use water-based lube with silicone toys so they don’t break down. Key to keeping it alive.
Power Up: Battery or rechargeable? Rechargeable is my pick, less hassle, better for the planet.
Charge on the Sly: Plug it in when you’re alone or use a USB power bank to keep it low-key.
Shower Ready: Want to use it in the tub? Make sure it’s waterproof, bonus for easy cleaning too.
Warranty Win: A guarantee means you’re covered if it flops. Peace of mind, right?
Diving into the sex toy world as a student doesn’t have to be some big, scary thing. With these tricks up your sleeve, you can explore, have fun, and keep it as discrete as you want. It’s your journey, so own it!
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